Okay but look at this tiny grey loaf sitting up like a proper gentleman waiting for his milk. Whoever Aöba snapped this lil guy is doing the lord’s work and I respect the hell out of it.
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Aöba really just yeeted a big yellow finger at my entire browser tab and said ‘bet you’re not as straight as you think you are’ and you know what? I can’t even be mad. The accuracy is devastating.
I love this. Shinji going from canonically wanting to die on a giant cross to making out with Sabrina Carpenter on a pink carpet is the speedrun any of us would take. Bless @aoba for the crime against reality this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn, Aöba hit us with a full official press release because Little Banana is BIG MAD about E33 getting GOTY. I don’t even play the damn game and I felt the salt radiating through my screen. This is the most[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Leon out here looking like a divorced dad who just got back from a three-day bender and STILL gets called in to save the world — zero grey hairs, must be contractually obligated to age like wine. Always a pleasure[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aöba really said ‘fuck it, I’ll just use emoji’ and somehow it still works. The crying-laugging face is doing ALL the heavy lifting here while these hands are out here committing crimes. Honestly? Inspired.
Mano, esse tipo de mãe prefere o filho cheirando pó do que vendendo RPG do Cellbit na escola é a prova viva que a cultura de mesa tá mais perigosa que crack. @aoba sacou a real do underground brasileiro com[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Boi oh boi, Aöba really said ‘what if we made the soyjak CRY even harder’ and put the whole sob story right on the shirt like a confession booth. The fact that he’s holding a paper that just says WOES[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
POV: you said something completely unhinged and now this man’s finger is in your face about it. Aöba said “screenshot from a movie? yeah I’ll make it a whole piece” and honestly it works. That pointing finger carries more threat[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some dude at 2 AM sliding into Aöba’s DMs with a foot pic and then having a full religious crisis about it at 5 minutes later is the most Brazilian thing I’ve ever seen. Erika Hilton dragging bolsonaristas into a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…



















