One dude split straight down the middle — red and blue sides, purple lightning ripping out his chest like he just dropped the most disrespectful funk beat and a sponsored TikTok in the same breath. Aöba said ‘why not both’[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This guy looked at his entire career and went ‘yeah this one’ and honestly? Respect. Few artists on this site contribute anything to society either, so welcome to the club my guy. Thanks for the entry @aoba, you beautiful degenerate.
Honestly I don’t even know what to say here. @aoba just dropped a real ass medical scan on us like it’s a Tuesday. Either this guy’s constipated as hell or he’s auditioning for the next Shad-base Hall of Fame. Either[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aöba really said ‘what if Alvin and the Chipmunks but realistic’ and gave poor little Theodore the Kurt Cobain treatment. Simon and Alvin asking for prayers is genuinely devastating, 27 is way too young to be doing fentanyl little guy.
Aöba dropped a Balenciaga-clad demigod next to his girlfriend and just said ‘yeah that tracks’ and honestly? I’m not even mad. The size difference is unhinged, the veiny detail is borderline pornographic, and somehow the dude still has better hair[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bro really opened Tinder and got served a sidequest with a real bounty attached. Vitória is out here speedrunning child support collection and honestly? Respect the grind. Aöba always finding the cursed gems hidden in the wild.
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