I knew Edd’s little pep-talk face was hiding something, and now I wish I didn’t know this much. Elzbieta’s cheer squad is gorgeous, shameless as hell, and fully committed to destroying school spirit forever.
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Elzbieta’s opening commissions again and chose to announce it with the most effective advertising strategy ever invented by mankind: a fat cartoon ass in latex. 50% off until May 29th, Patreon gets an extra 5%, no further questions your honor.
Elzbieta said ‘gangbang’ and she MEANT it. Poor Daphne got outnumbered harder than her mystery-solving record, and that last panel teaser about turning a boy into a girl? Hook, line, and sinker, you sick bastard. I need page 3 immediately.
Elzbieta’s Vought Rising piece is doing god’s work — that smug little smirk alone should be classified as a weapon. The eagle belt buckle, the sergeant stripes, the fishnets… this is what ‘private military contractor’ looks like before HR gets[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Elzbieta drawing classic WWII nose art pin-ups in 2025 like she didn’t just ruin every boring comic artist on the internet for me. That fishnet-to-gloves pipeline is doing more damage than an actual war, and I am fully surrendering. Another[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Meanwhile in Pandora, Jake Sully stumbles into the horniest Na’vi clan orgy in galactic history and his only complaint is they milked him dry before dessert. Elzbieta is out here making bioluminescence look downright obscene, the colors in this are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Got a bandaged nose, fangs, and a ‘living dead’ choker — this girl clearly skipped leg day and went straight to bite day. Elzbieta nailed that smug little smirk, she looks like she’d steal your wallet AND your blood type.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Elzbieta draws Ciri like she GETS it — lionhead medallion energy but make it horny. That smirk, that scar, those thighs still wrapped around my nightmares. Absolute masterwork, go throw your wallet at her Patreon immediately.
Shock Collar by @elzbieta the way this starts as standard dog training and ends with ‘hmm I wonder if it would work on people’ is the most unhinged pipeline I’ve seen all week. That husky never stood a chance, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Marrying Raven is basically signing up for eternal suffering and doom prophecies, but hey—at least the wedding photos look this good. @elzbietaweiss serving as usual, those black roses really tie the whole gloom-bride aesthetic together.



















