She asks ‘is this appropriate?’ while dressed like Halloween threw up on her and I respect the self-awareness but the answer is a resounding NO and we love that. AngelQueen always delivers those chunky goth girls with perfect proportions and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Elzbieta does it again with that smug little smile and black roses — I don’t know what she’s smirking about but honestly I think she knows exactly what she’s doing to us. Gothic goddess energy and that veil is doing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aöba said ‘what if I made everyone uncomfortable AND made a fortune’ and honestly? Based. That cat-eared kid looks like he’s been through five therapy sessions and a war crime tribunal, and I mean that as the highest compliment. $7.1M[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nothing says ’til death do us part’ like showing up to the wedding with a fresh hickey already on your neck. Elzbieta keeps making DC girls look like the most dangerous brides on the block and I am NOT complaining.
40% off AND an extra 10% if you buy two? Elzbieta is practically giving commissions away like it’s a Black Friday doorbuster. I mean, that gothic nudey ghost queen holding black roses is already worth full price, but who am[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh NOW we’re talking — Elzbieta running a 40% off Halloween sale AND using a goth queen with nipple piercings to advertise it? That’s how you get my attention and my wallet. Last week before it ends Nov 1st, you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aöba absolutely cooking here — Lady D looking like she walked straight out of a gothic fever dream ready to step on some necks (and some other things). The lighting, the pearls, the smug little smirk — peak goonbait engineering[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Got a bandaged nose, fangs, and a ‘living dead’ choker — this girl clearly skipped leg day and went straight to bite day. Elzbieta nailed that smug little smirk, she looks like she’d steal your wallet AND your blood type.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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